Hoof It!

Side-view football for the whole room with exactly one button. Tap for a little hop and a toe-poke, hold it for a huge leap. Gravity does the rest: time it right for a header, a volley or a glorious upside-down bicycle kick; time it wrong and you are flat on your face in the mud. Dynamo Gravy against Wobble Rovers, 1 v 1 or 2 v 2, with a burly moustache, a fierce grandmother, a lanky afro and a goose.

The TV is the pitch, every phone is one huge button in its team colour. CPU players fill the gaps (one person can play the computer), everyone else waits on the bench and roars, and a cup night rotates the whole room through several matches into a table and a champion. Golden goals, instant replays, big-match commentary by Gary Golazo, who loses his mind at every goal. Anyone can host, no account needed.

Features

• One button: tap to hop, hold to leap
• 1 v 1 or 2 v 2, CPU players fill the gaps
• Cup nights: rotation, a table, a champion
• Instant replays, golden goals, a fully voiced commentator